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AU where Captain Americas bar tab is still open and Howard Stark has been using.

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via legendaryquill)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via slapmytitties)

orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

(via shaoshishaolin)

survivingmemyselfandyou:

onbrokenwingswefall:

heyfunniest:

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oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet!

Dying

(Source: protectcharles, via aquaquinn)

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